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Angela Anaconda is this brand-new TV show on Fox Family Channel. Or.. so you think. ORIGINALLY, Angela Anaconda was a short on KABLAM!, The Nickelodeon show that airs on Friday Nights at 8 PM EST. There were only two shorts of Angela. I've got "Chew on this" on tape. The other one was a Valentine's Day special, I do believe. Now, the Angela on Fox Family, and the one on KABLAM! were COMPLETELY different looking. The Angela on Fox Family has a orange dress on, and brown shoes. The Angela on KABLAM! had a striped turtleneck, plaid skirt, and sneakers. Her hair however, remained the same, short brown color. Oh and her hair was the only thing colored on KABLAM!, the dress, shoes, and hair are colored on Fox Family. Also, Johnny, Mrs. Brinks, and Nanette have some very obvious differences from their KABLAM! versions.

...but enough hardcore knowledge.


Characters

Angela Anaconda: The star of the show. No matter how much Nanette won't admit it.. *chuckles*.. this imaginative and creative girl has many overactive dreams about Nanette, or who she calls "Ninnie-Poo", "Ninnie-Nerd", "Ninnie-Wart", and many other colorful names. She's friends with everyone (EXCEPT Nanette "Manuer") and has a sincere adoration for Johnny Abatti, it doesn't show however.

Gina Lash: Gina's a friend of Angela's. A plump little bundle of knowledge who always seems to give out helpful information when someone is clueless. She just adores cinnamon swirls, and is normally seen munching down on some sweets when she's not occupied with adventures of her own. She's got a sincere adoration for *snicker* Mr.Tasty Twirl.

Gordy Rhinehart: Gordy's also a friend of Angela's. He's skinny and kind of nerdy looking. But above all that, he's got a warm heart. Cold hands or no. Also, he's got a breathing problem, and grabs his inhaler whenever needed. "I like to glide.." is something he repeated when he was taking beginner ice skating lessons with the rest of the group. He has a sincere adoration for Gina Lash.

Johnny Abatti: Johnny's the apple of Angela's eye, as well as Nanette's. His grandma, Nonna Abatti, own a Pizza Parlour and he's always nice to Nanette, no matter what anyone thinks. He's also the only one Nanette says hello to, correctly. "Hello John, people standing with John.." is something Nanette once said before they all went to the museum for the day. He doesn't know Angela and Nanette adore him.

Nanette Manoir: Do you know how to spell manipulative? I do. N-a-n-e-t-t-e M-a-n-o-i-r. *grin* Good one, eh Angela? *Mrs.Brinks glares at Kelly, GULP* Umm, so sorry Mrs.Brinks, I meant... oh, nevermind! *LOL* Nanette thinks she's above anyone else because she wears designer clothes, lives in a huge mansion, and can be about as snotty as the next fabulously weathly kid, with the same ugly attitude. She's got a couple of friends who adore her and act somewhat like her, and they fight over her a lot. She really kisses up to Mrs.Brinks, and is just this terrible little thing.

Mrs.Brinks: Ah, the ever-fabulous Mrs.Brinks! She's the teacher of this whole bunch. Now, eventhough she reprimands Angela a lot, and adores Nanette, she can be a bundle of laughs. According to Angela and friends, she's a weekend nudist along with her husband. As spacey as she can get sometimes, Mrs.Brinks is quite the teacher. Hey, just ask Angela, who wears the chalk dust to prove it. *snicker*

January Cole and Carline Trainer: Ever hear Angela say, "But definately not Nanette Manuer and her copy-cat clone club."? Well, that's January and Carline. I think Carline is the one who coughs after she laughs. I'm not sure. Well these two are always supporting the "somebody". Either it be, Nanette, Angela, or Candy Mae, as January says... "Because what are brains, taste... and fabulous good looks, if we're nobodies!"

Josephine Praline: *grin* After Angela, Josephine's gotta be my next favorite. This holy little girl is obviously studying to be a nun. She tries to help Angela get a Guardian Angel, by telling her she has to be nice to.. heaven forbid... Nanette. Until Josephine comes to find out, "..you were right, there isn't ANYTHING nice about Nanette." ..heh.

Candy Mae: *chuckles* Candy Mae is your typical, brainless, stay back, who always asks questions that only seem to irritate Ms.Brinks, like she said in the episode Angela took over for the Spring Fling, "...fill her shoes with what? I don't follow. Follow who? Argh." *LOL*

Dr./Miss Yamagotchi: MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE! *BOL* Oh god this lady is HILARIOUS. She is the tour guide when they went to the museum, and the teacher at the Doggie Obedience School. She's got this thick chinese accent. She says the most funniest lines too. "No time for question yet!" *beep beep* "Shift over, okay, you on your own!" *L*

Prince Saladine: God, this kid is worse than Nanette... *L* ...the richest and rudest kid on the planet. When he comes to Tapewater Springs, he's not only rude... but he proposes... TO ANGELA! After he forgets about "Little Nin"... *chuckles* ...he's really rather disrespectful from the beginning.

Mr.Brinks: Mr.Brinks is Mrs.Brinks' passive and very cautious husband. He taught the group beginner ice skating lessons. "Step, step, glide.." "A slow skater, is a safe skater.." are some of his good lines, however, most of the neighborhood thinks they're both weekend nudists, who like to go bare-skinned all over their property on weekends. And y'know what... I haven't seen either of them that way yet!! *grr*

Coach Rhinehart: GRUNTS! *snicker* This is Gordy's dad. He's the football coach, and Derek and Mark are his so-called "grunts". He's a very loud and obnoxious man, the total opposite of sweet little Gordy. However, he loves his son with all his heart.

Nonna Abatti: Ah... Nonna. She owns Abatti's Pizza Parlour. She's Johnny's Grandma. Straight from Italy too, as you might have guessed. She and the "Sabatto's" had a fued, but... it was easily settled. Nonna is also, well aware of Gina's love for food, "I'm keepin' my eye on you, you Gina Lash!"

Nicholas Abatti: Known as "Uncle Nicky" to Johnny. Elvis wanna be. *chuckles* He's dopey, I really don't know how Nonna can stand him, much less anyone else. He speeds, wears flashy clothes, and doesn't work. He's a lazy bum, and I can't wait for Nonna to say that to him. *L*

Mr. and Ms. Manior: Nanette's mom and dad. Typical, wealthy family with a attitude so severe, you're going to want to kill them on first meet. *L* They are geniually kind, in their own way, or at least they try to be. They adore Nanette, of course. Precious, Perfection, or Princess is what she's normally called by them.

Oo-La-La: Did I spell that right? Oh well. He's Nanette's pure breed french poodle. Who is so well trained, he doesn't need a leash. He likes King, despite what both masters think of one another, or the situation.

Derek and Mark Anaconda: I FINALLY found out what their names were in this episode where Gordy is taught by them how to play football. I think they're twins because they look a lot alike, same height, dress almost the same. Yada, yada. But they are normal jerk-like brothers towards Angela.

Angela's Mom: Angela's mom is a regular old mother, who says wash your hands and all that normal stuff. Her mother once took up sculpting and tried sculpting Nanette, but it came out horrible. So I think she gave it up, in the show, Angela's mom is always busy doing something. No matter what situation comes up.

Angela's Dad: And now to Angela's dad, the one who calls her "Angel Wings", and he's a real sweetheart. He adores his daughter, that's obvious. Well, Lulu is his other daughter, but Angela seems to the apple of his eye. He's also a inventor, and a pretty good one at that. He invented this ice-b-gone, which is a mix of saturated salt water, that melts snow and ice almost instantanously.

Baby Lulu: *chuckles* Baby Lulu is Angela's little sister. Who doesn't act like a normal baby at all. She crawls around with a empty box of cereal on her head, and she tries to eat Angela's toothpaste... YUCK. But she's a sweet baby none the less, and if you can look carefully, Angela adores her little sister with all her heart.

King: King is Angela's faithful companion and friend, not to mention her dog. Who has a fling for Nanette's french poodle, Oo-La-La. Incidentally, King is a girl. Oo-La-La is a boy. Oh and Nanette and Angela don't believe that the dogs like each other. *giggles* They ever heard of the river in Egypt? De-Nial. *L*

Grandma Lou Anaconda: Angela's Grandma. She's a card too. Has a baby aligator named Barney. Who Angela thought, until seeing him, had eaten Oo-La-La. She's the kind of Grandma you'd adore instantly, because she's not... well, she's pretty cool. Heh.

Theme Song Lyrics

My name is Angela, hey hello.
Welcome to my very own show.
I'll introduce my friends to you.
Oh no, it's Ninnie-Poo!

Shoo-be-doo-be-doo-wop-waa
My name is Angela
And you are not
Nanette Manior is a stuck-up jerk-faced snot

And now, to today's story
Starring me
And not starring
Nanette Manior